If you’re anything like me, being stuck at home for an indefinite amount of time may be beginning to drive you up the wall. Thankfully, I’m here with a list of things to do to ease that boredom, if only for a minute.
Without further ado, here’s a list:
- Practice an instrument, get frustrated that it doesn’t sound perfect straight away.
- Walk the dog, avoid people.
- Play with your pets, until they’re bored of you.
- Have a photo shoot, stare at the pictures until you hate them, delete them.
- Don’t read the news
- Take BuzzFeed quizzes, think about how you could make better quizzes.
- Make BuzzFeed quizzes, realise it’s too much effort.
- Listen to a new podcast, for example the Read Option NFL Podcast ( https://anchor.fm/readoptionnfl ) (Jamie and Lawrence you can thank me for the free advertising later).
- Bake cupcakes, realise you made way too many, eat four cupcakes a day.
- Cook a new meal, lament the amount of washing up you made.
- Sit outside and listen to the birds, go back inside because the birds have nothing interesting to say.
- Start writing a novel, get writer’s block, leave it to the professionals.
- Exercise once, look at your stomach, be disappointed you didn’t get abs yet, try again tomorrow.
- Meditate, feel relaxed for five seconds, until you start worrying about your problems and decide that meditation is a load of bollocks.
- Don’t read the news.
- Play board games, lose, flip the table, ruin family games night.
- Download random apps, play them for five minutes, delete them because they have too many ads.
- Phone a friend or family member, remember how much you hat talking on the phone
- Start (and finish) a TV series, feel empty inside.
- Watch those films (you know, the ones everyone tells you you absolutely must watch, but you never get round to them).
- Drink so much coffee you forget your own name.
- Start a TikTok account, cringe, delete.
- Colour in a colouring book, feel at peace, until you go outside the lines.
- Follow that Pinterest craft you always wanted to try, realise nothing on Pinterest is the truth.
- Scroll through social media. Keep scrolling. And some more.
- Make a Spotify playlist. Never listen to it again.
- Clean. Then watch the house get dirty again.
- Sort out The Drawer. The one with all the stuff inside.
- Make that viral TikTok coffee.
- Talk to your pets, it is better than talking to yourself.
- Please the Duolingo bird, learn a language. (Just kidding He will never be satisfied).
- Don’t read the news.
- Read a book, realise social media has ruined your attention span.
- Attempt some yoga, realise you are not as flexible as you used to be.
- Make a cup of tea, forget about it, let it go cold, make another.
- Start a bullet journal, realise you have nothing to journal about, quit.
- Drink alcohol.
- Whip up a cocktail from whatever you have in your house, drink it all, even though it’s disgusting.
- Learn a dance routine, film yourself dancing, watch it and realise how awful it is.
- Try to film TikTok dances, still cringe, still delete.
- Fine, read the news. But you’ll regret it later (ignorance is bliss).
- Watch your neighbours, to see if they go for more than one walk a day – report them.
- Open the Houseparty app, get scared because you don’t know how it works, close it without talking to anyone.
- Put on some makeup, go nowhere, take it off.
- Play the Sims. Murder someone (on Sims, please!).
- Actually do some uni work (maybe?).
- Take a bath, pamper yourself, let your skin go all wrinkly.
- Skincare!!!
- Read all of my blog posts, from all three of my blogs. (EllieMayBlog, Unmusically Inclined, and Unnatural Habitat).
- Decide you can do it better, start your own blog.